Catch a rabbit

This is a story i found in a website

Catch a Rabbit

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.

They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.

After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.

They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Earthquake

Today, three years ago, there was a very big earthquake in Jogjakarta. I would never forget that morning. It was about 5.55 am and I just woke up and walked to the bathroom, still sleepy though. Suddenly I felt the earth under me was shaking very hard. It run about one minute before I finally could get out from my house. I found out there were many people frightened as I did. But it didn't stop that way.
After the biggest earthquake stopped, there were many smaller earthquakes happened. The condition after earthquake that day was so terrible. People were running every where as some people said that there were tsunami coming up. Houses, offices, schools, bridges and many building were collaps and ruined. There were no electricity for almost three days in part of Jogja. People were sleeping outside or in tend. They couldn't cook or work since in some area were out of reach. Many people died and had bad injured. hospital were overloaded with injured people. Some of them even should sleep on the floor in hospital hall or parking lot. Husbands lost their wife, wives lost their husband. Children lost their parents, parents lost their children. Brothers and sister lost their siblings. Eevery body was sad, panicked and waiting for the help.
It was three years ago. Now, although there are still some earthquakes happen, everything is better.

Borneo's simple stories

Students of Borneo Class are having a project of making a very simple stories and they can publish their stories here, on my blog. So enjoy their stories. BTW, this is their english class project. Please notified that their english skill are varies. We are glad to received any comments and questions. Writing is easy...so you are allowed to write yours also here. Cheers

A joke for t he day

Here are some joke to lighten your day, although you've heard some of it.

Ada dua orang mahasiswi di sebuah PTS terlihat sedang bingung mencari sesuatu. Mereka berdua mondar mandir di lantai 2 sebuah gedung perkuliahan. Disaat sedang bingung, seorang karyawan melintas di depan mereka. akhirnya mereka bertanya pada karyawan tsb:
Mahasiswi: permisi pak, kalo mau ke lantai 1 lewat tangga mana yah?
Karyawan: lewat tangga ini mbak, wong lift nya lagi rusak sudah seminggu ini je.
Mahasiswi: oh gitu yah pak. makasih ya pak
Karyawan: memangnya tadi mbaknya lewat mana naik kesini?
Mahasiswi: lewat tangga yang ini juga pak.
Karyawan:.....??? ini tangga juga bisa kok mbak dipake turun
Kedua mahasiswi tersebut terlihat tersipu-sipu sambil berlalu....

(ini kisah nyata loh....boleh deh ditanyain ke narasumber hehehe)